Last night I had a dream about oppopocalypse.

"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed) 01/11/2020 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

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In my dream Stef Schrader turned out to be a Ukrainian national named Kristen Zalowski (And a multimillionare). She strong- armed the purchase of Oppositelock and turned it into a RallyDuck merch store.......... yeah I  have no clue why I had a dream that weird.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:11

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yeah I have no clue why I had a dream that weird.

*turns to oppos resident dream analyst....dr freud*

he says the answer is your mom

Urambo Tauro > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:22

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I, for one, welcome our new Puffalump overlords.

Grindintosecond > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:29

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After all cars are confiscated, he drives the last car on earth.....

I don’t recall it being particularly good....and I’m being nice.

Here’s a trailer somoene cut that puts probably the onyl good bits of the movie in here, so you don’t have to go watch it in parts on Youtube. The 917 body sems legit, but I’m fairly certain its a bug underneath and not really that well done.

Grindintosecond > Urambo Tauro 01/11/2020 at 10:32

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Grindintosecond > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:33

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Thank you Stef, for letting something Rally orientated survive the future.

Maxima Speed > Grindintosecond 01/11/2020 at 10:33

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I couldn’t even finish the trailer. Yikes thats bad.

Maxima Speed > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/11/2020 at 10:35

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Freud: The original Call of  Duty squueaker making “ your mom” jokes on voice chat.

Grindintosecond > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:40

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As much as I like lee majors, I’m sure he did it for the money.

jimz > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 10:52

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Maxima Speed > jimz 01/11/2020 at 11:08

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uhh ohh

Nibby > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 11:48

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Puffalump army is taking over this world

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 12:37

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But, at what point did the dream turn, well, you know, “weird”?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 13:06

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And last night I had a dream that my car had a tree fall o n it after my dad went crazy and wrecked the yard with a chainsaw as well as digging dirt roads everywhere (weird). There were also some red minivans that were not quite real models. Very strange. It even had Russians, except I never got past the American receptionists at the evil Russian controlled hospital. I am not convinced this was a coincidence.

Maxima Speed > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 01/11/2020 at 13:20

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When I realized that Kinja worked perfectly.

VincentMalamute-Kim > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/11/2020 at 13:46

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > VincentMalamute-Kim 01/11/2020 at 13:47

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nice :D

i’d wear that

feather-throttle-not-hair > Maxima Speed 01/11/2020 at 19:56

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I dreamt i was at the house I grew up in and someone had paved the entire front and back yard.

The entire time I was trying to be polite to company we had over,  but really I was just waiting for them to leave so I could go rip some donuts in the ‘ front yard’

I really need to go hoon my car soon.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 01/11/2020 at 19:58

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I hate “bad shit happened to my car” dreams. The only thing worse are “I just got a kick ass new car” dreams.

Nothing worse than slowly waking up and realizing the e39 m5 I just got wasn’t real...